Happygerbaloon: News and Knowledge

TIm and Eric Nite Live

2007-10-29T18:03:00.000-07:00

Well folks it's me again.

And let me tell you something if there is one person Happygerbaloon owes its success and ideas to it's Beck, but a close second is the creative force of Tim Heidecker and Eric Warehiem. Well these geniuses of the craft have crafted another genius craft on superdeluxe.com. It's called Tim and Eric Nite Live here is a promo from there superdeluxe.com site.

That shit is crafty! Anyway its begins next tuesday. Now here is the thing, these guys actually crafted it live, isn't that genius, I'm not positive on how they crafted the craft into a live craft but the geniuses have done it. So watch it, I sure as hell will be!!!!!!

New vid, New Band, New Gator newz

2007-10-21T18:56:00.000-07:00

Okay so its been a while since i posted and yet there isnt all that much news....

Okay first off here is the newest Happygerbaloon video

Hope you enjoy it.

Okay second item on the agenda Zack Taco and I have formed what may be the greatest 2 person band since Tenacious D, we don't have an official name yet but we have a list of a few names. We will hopefully be posting our first song video within the week.

So a new development in the on going war on Gatorz has come up. Goatz are allied with the Gatorz. Here's the scoop.

Pandas have actually been extinct since the mid 1950's the Gatorz went all around the world and ate all of them. Now all of the living pandas out there are actually Gatorz in panda suits. Can you guess where they got these suits? Originally we thought it was The Ghost of Johnny Cash, but it turns out that is just a crazy myth that I made up. In truth it was Goatz, you see the Goatz are angry with mankind for producing cans made of aluminum, and not tin, they love the oaky taste of Tin over the cinnamon taste of aluminum. So if you see a Goat avoid it at all costs, they thirst for blood!

Thats all i got see you later sirs

GATORZ News

2007-09-23T09:40:00.002-07:00

Well after weeks of fact checking and research we here at the Anti-Gator Task Force have made a huge discovery. Demons, including Satan, are actually the spirits of Gator Kingz. You may be saying "Parker are you freaking retarded" and the answer to that would be a resounding, the doctors are still testing. But my possible retardation has nothing to do with this, look it up in the bible, or any of those other religous books. Demons are Gator spirtz

Now we have even more to fear from the Gatorz, because if they ever controlled the world they would probably let all the demons out of hell, and honestly that doesn't sound like much fun!

We have a new character

2007-09-22T20:24:00.000-07:00

Hey all Parker here yet again, hold up give me a sec watching death proof, stuntman mike is about to kill some people, back in a minute.

Okay back, a tire just ripped a chicks face off.... anyway Quincy Macelroy is now Happygerbaloon's newest character. He is going to have a full story arc that i have written so stay tuned and watch for his continuing adventures.

Here is his first episode!

2007-09-21T20:08:00.000-07:00

This is the Official Happygerbaloon Logo, We have now used it in 1 video and will be using it in our videos from now on! Unless its marked with this logo its not a Happygerbaloon video.

Thanks A Plenty to Jefferson for his work on it. It looks awesome, creepy, cute, scary, and screams hilarious to me!

Other than that nothing new... might make a video tomorrow might not.

RAG & BONE, CAPITAL G, and other rad songs that I am listening to lately

2007-09-21T17:39:00.000-07:00

Okay so i love the White Stripes! I can only thing of one other 2 person band that is as kick ass as The White Stripes, and thats THE D. Lately though I have been listening to one of there songs in particular, Rag and Bone. Rag and Bone is so good, part spoken word part punk song, all bad ass. I don't know what else to say, if you like quirky songs check this one out!

Capital G by NIN is so sick, its one of those songs that after 2 listens its stuck in your head for the remainder of the year, in a good way!

What else, well in Happygerbaloon news Jefferson, whose last name escapes me now, is making a logo for us. This should be awesome and will be up by the end of the weekend.

Well another week has gone by and still no Trying to Get the Girl Part 2, like I said earlier We have the first scene finished, but we still haven't even filmed the rest of it. So sorry, i will be posting an apology/News video tonight so be on the look out for that!

Other than that i have nothing to say... except SUCCESS!!!

Whats new: Gatorz, Trying to get the girl, and The Dream...

2007-09-20T13:00:00.000-07:00

Welcome Welcome one and all,

Parker here, and Im very excited about many things, first of all the efforts of the Anti-Gatorz task force, which i am the head of, has all but crushed the Gator uprising. I can't go into how just yet, but know this you are safe... for now!

In Happygerbaloon video news Tyler and I have begun production of Trying to get the girl part 2, we filmed the first scene on tuesday, I have been editing it for the past couple days. I'm really stoked because Tyler finally talked a girl into acting int the part of Jenny, all he had to do was offer to buy her dinner afterwards.... he is one smooth negotiator. I'm writing the rest of the script and its probably the best comedy writing i have ever done.

The Dream... well its a video i had to do in T.V. production and while im not particularly proud of the acting, i like the editing and the way that its pretty trippy. That should be up on the 'Tubes, by the end of the month.

After I finish and upload Trying to Get the Girl part 2 i have a few ideas. 1st: i want to start writing a longer video, probably around 10 minutes, I want to do a comedy that is more character driven, less wacky antics and more subtle dialogue based comedy stylings. 2nd: im thinking about selling dvd's of my videos, with commentaries and stuff, maybe like 5 bucks, all the proceeds would go to helping Happygerbaloon better, but if you want to donate just contact me and we can talk about it!

Thats about it for now.... wow i typed a lot... i have no damn life.

Check for videos this weekend!

Laughter

2007-09-16T18:07:00.000-07:00

Honestly today was mad fun, not only did no Gator shenanigans go down, but Zack Taco finally came over again and we made 2 videos. These 2 videos are now my favorite videos that i have ever made.

Thats pretty much all thats happened so until next time enjoy this!

Shoot em up, New videos, and other things...

2007-09-14T18:41:00.000-07:00

Well first off I went and saw Shoot em Up today with my dad. Never before has a more bad ass, violent, hilarious movie been made. Every actor was great, and the use of carrots was also spectacular.

Well in Happygerbaloon video news, there should be at least one new one up by the end of this weekend. Also in similar news I am pretty much finished with my "insanity" videos like the ones below.

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That last one is called "I pooped my pants" and is my latest "insanity" video. This will be my last, at least for a while. The reason I am no longer doing these types of videos is, honestly, because they arent funny to me anymore and they dont provide a challenge for me.

Other than that i have no new news, the Gatorz have been keeping quiet for a while now, maybe a little too quiet.

Well have a wonderful night!

As if you needed more proof

2007-09-11T13:36:00.002-07:00

It has been brought to my attention that Gatorz are in fact invading parts of Iowa. Why Iowa? You are probably asking yourself. Well dumber questions there have been.

You see back when the earth was young a race of Ant men were the dominant species. They were six feet tall with hard red skin and large red ant like heads. Picture what were essentially mansized ants that walked upright.

These Antmen, it is believed, are the creators of the first Gatorz. You see the ant men had a fondness for cloning and genetic manipulation, or fuckin' around with animals. The ant men created the Gatorz using genes from the oldest species on earth, the salamander, and splicing them with those of a tangerine.

After 13 years of the Antmen lording over their Gator Slavez, the damn Gatorz revolted and destroyed almost all traces of the Antmen's society. After the revolution, the fledgling Gator society travelled the world, using primitive cars called El Caminos. They travelled far and wide, searching for a place to call there own. Eventually they found a small flat, udderly boring area and decided to lay the groundwork of what would be there first great Gator city.

Unfortunatly for the Gatorz, but very fortunatly for us, the Gatorz never succeeded, and their great leader, Riatrian, was encapsulated in a crystal. Thousands and thousands of years passed and the Gatorz travelled closer to coastal areas, soon forgetting how to speak english they took on a language of crunts, hisses, and snapping violently at Steve Irwin's children.

This recent development of Gatorz in Iowa tells me one thing, Riatrian, is coming back, and when he does god help us all!

As if you needed more proof

2007-09-11T13:36:00.001-07:00

Sorry about the delay

2007-09-06T14:35:00.001-07:00

Well it's official the Gatorz will be rising up in the next few months... here is my official warning to you!

This knowledge came when Zack Taco came back from Gatorcountry after having seen and heard their Gator plans, involving 3 sheeps, a civil war era cannon, and 16 pounds of roasted cheese curd.

We do not yet know how the Gatorz will use it but rest assured we can stop it.

Soon i will post a video on proper protection from the Gatorz attacks.

Until then keep strong, kill the Gatorz, and may Beck bless you all

Parker

The wonderful Tale of Labor day

2007-09-03T12:36:00.000-07:00

It's me Parker

Today i would like to tell you a tale as old as labor day itself, it is the tale of labor day.

It all started back in 1924, when a young soldier fresh from the top secret real World War 2 named Franklin Labor was working in his yard pulling weeds and brutally smashing gophers with a shovel decided to have some iced tea.

His beautiful young bride, who he called Petunia because her name was in fact Petunia, brought him a large glass of Iced tea, he thanked her and sipped at his delicous summertime drink.

About fifteen minutes later he had finished the iced tea, he stood up and picked up his shovel and tried to begin working again but the iced tea had given him a feeling of total laziness. He set down his shovel and had his wife bring him some more of her iced tea, when she came out they discussed the tea, and he found that it was an original recipe.

Within the week they had started a company and began mass producing it, selling it across the country, and within a fort night no one in the country had the desire to work, now at this time the president at the time, who will not be named do too to allegations of him being a vampire, made a new law stating Labors Iced Tea can only be drank during one weekend at the beginning of September.

So Labor's Iced Tea day was formed

Then in 1976 President Carter, who is also a suspected Vampire, shortened it to Labor day, because America at that time was rather lazy.

After Decades the Recipe for the iced tea was lost along with the legend.... until now.

Now that you know pass this knowledge along, we can still keep the legend of the Great Lazyman Franklin Labor alive!

Zack in Gatorcountry

2007-09-01T09:46:00.000-07:00

Salame' to you all

Now last night there rumors swirling around the internetsweb of a possible Gator uprising, well those rumors have been quashed by the investigating genius of Zack Taco.

Zack went deep undercover into the Gatorz Swampland, he had with him nothing but a stick, a pen, and his journal and a camera, and an apple. Forced to use his wits he used his skills as an apprentice ninja to learn things no man has ever known before.

Hopefully soon he will send me his journal entries but for now here is a picture of him in "Gatorcountry"

Breaking Gator News

2007-08-31T22:10:00.000-07:00

Parker here

Happygerbaloon is not only for making you laugh it is also for keeping you up to date on all the happenings surrounding the world of humanities greatest foe, Gatorz. This reptilian scourge has been destroying civilizations since the dawn of time. Here is a section from our book: the Book of Factology

"Ancient Egypt and Gatorz

Perhaps the earliest known remnances of the Gatorz effect on mankind can most easily be found in the studies of Ancient Egypt and the Sumarians. It was in the early 18th century that Sir Rodger Boot first came across ancient Gator runez and discovered the primitively advanced Gator wayz that we've come to rightly stereotype the Gatorz for. From the years and months (but not days) of circa 200 B.C.-April 16, 1812, Gator pharoahz ruled Egypt with iron claws. Probably the most notorious Gator pharoah was Sire Agolyrok III jr. With the help of time-travel (or as it is commonly refered to as Future Fondling), he found a broad appeal through guest appearances in many modern films including but not limited to:

-2 Fast 2 Furious (starring as the role of "Speed Raptor")
-XXX: State of the Union (as "Raptor Badass")
-Half Past Dead (as "Raptor X")
-Cradle 2 the Grave (in the role of DMX)"

Well according to recent discoveries i have made there is a coming rebellion of the Gatorz, there leader Garkylog, has risen from his slumber and he is leading an army of green destroyers from the swamps and will soon be upon us. There is little we can do short of prayer and sharpen your anti Gator harpoons.

I will keep you updated as shit goes down.

Super Slow Motion Baby

2007-08-30T17:55:00.000-07:00

This video i am about to show you was so damn fun to make.... thats all i really have to say about it so here you go

The close of summer, with some new vids

2007-08-30T17:14:00.001-07:00

Hey all Parker here!

Well its the last thursday of summer vacation and guess what we made 2 new videos on of them is up now and will be provided in this post, the second one i am currently editing and involves me getting hit repeatedly in the stomach with a wiffle ball bat!

Tyler came over and after 45 minutes of waiting for my parents to call back, which they never did due to a phone number mix up, we bagan filming. Except for the stomach pain it was a blast.

The other video we made was one of Happygerbaloon's patented Insanity videos and.... well i'll just show you.

Its not my favorite video i have made, not my least favorite, we are definatly getting close to genius though!

Well until next time this is Parker of Happygerbaloon saying Beck bless you

One of more popular videos

2007-08-29T19:10:00.001-07:00

Parker here again.

The following video is one of Happygerbaloon's more popular vids it features 2 characters Holden and Phil watch and enjoy!

Happygerbaloon is here on Blogger

2007-08-29T18:31:00.000-07:00

Hello fellow internetsweb users

My name is Parker of Happygerbaloon. For those of you that don't know Happygebaloon is a comedy troupe of sorts consisting of my self and Zack Taco, self proclaimed King of the Internetsweb, with occasional guest Tyler B. We are, however, always looking for new members!

Our videos are featured on Youtube at youtube.com/happygerbaloon

This blog will keep you up to date on future Happygerbaloon projects, and also fill you in on the lives of Zack and I.

We also hope this to be a continuation on the Happygerbaloon style of no holds barred idiot comedy!

So buckle up and enjoy the ride

Parker